"They have nothing at all in common with each other. But that's just my take"

I won't object to that of course, we can make words mean whatever we want!

spiritual

/spirrityool/

• adjective 1 relating to or affecting the human spirit as opposed to material or physical things. 2 relating to religion or religious belief.

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"Please attach as many assorted smileys as you wish to avoid unintentional offence."

Not needed, you didn't call my pint a pretender's pint did you? If you did, I missed it this time, and will accept all the imaginary emoticons ( I mean smileys) gracefully.

;-)