Ey up!

< The cat can call the kettle - "I think you need to get out more and maybe meet some new people and hear some different viewpoints". >

Go on then, tell me a few you old timer. But I'm afraid that I can't get out as much as I used to, cos mi colostomy bag keeps packing-up. But I only wish in my youthful years and in all the times I've been out hunting neolithic thingies that I'd have found as many decent carvings as you mi old mucker!

< I beat your thirty years experience by a good decade >

It's just a pity that your reasoning powers powers and central nervous system aint held out for as long.

< and consider your opinion on the stones to be shite. >

It shows.

< It's true I've never written a book on the subject >

That's got fuck all to do with common sense Big Boy.

< but, if I had, I would expect it to have a circulation of more than three. >

three-and-half...

< I consider you as a Thurse >

Errmmm....well, errmmm, I consider you you to be, errmmm (gimme a minute) - a rampant transvestite! No no, that's not good enough. A sheep-shagger!?! (err, no that's me) Nope - I give in. You've beat me again old fart.