I know a gentleman in the autumn of his life who got drunk in Avebury and arrived home black and blue with cuts and grazes ... he spent two hours or so walking into stones, falling over, getting up again and walking into more stones ...

I have no idea who daubed the stones at Avebury a few years ago, but I remember meeting some old guy called Alan who was clearly tripped out beyond the beyond ... and he told me he saw 'glyphs' on the stones ... so if you're going to get wasted ... maybe doing it away from henges is a good idea ... and lock up yer paint first to avaoid temptation ... then there was the German guy who got swallowed by Silbury Hill ... all hooched up again ... and the *****rs I threw out of W.Kennet Longbarrow some years ago who were trying to light a fire inside! Unbelievable ... I bet the stone-pit burners were piss heads too .... of the most amazing experiences I've had at Neolithic sites, 99.9% were clear headed and sober!