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Steve Gray S
Steve Gray Dec 3, 2005 23:45:54
Replying to moss

"Its a devious American "Piltdown Hoax" to teach us not to take ourselves too seriously........"

Maybe the Indianna Jones film was right in all but the ending. The Germans found the lost ark and took it to Berlin for the Führer, but it was interceptedby one of Mr Denke's ancestors, brought to England and buried it at Stonehenge. Garry was left with this information and intends to win a fortune by placing bets at outrageous odds with bookies on both sides of the Atlantic. His only problem is to convince archaeologists to dig up the Heelstone.

I wonder what the Vegas odds would be that GD is a perfectly normal rational human being. Odds only please...

;o)

I Ishmael
Ishmael Dec 3, 2005 23:59:50
Replying to Steve Gray

reminds me of...

ARTHUR: Halt! Hallo! Hallo!
GUARD: 'Allo! Who is zis?
ARTHUR: It is King Arthur, and these are the Knights of the Round
Table. Who's castle is this?
GUARD: This is the castle of my master, Guy de Loimbard!
ARTHUR: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God
with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for
the night he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.
GUARD: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very
keen... Uh, he's already got one, you see?

L Littlestone
Littlestone Dec 4, 2005 00:05:00
Replying to Steve Gray

>I wonder what the Vegas odds would be that GD is a perfectly normal rational human being. Odds only please...<

This might help -

"The sun is rising in golden radiance! The sun of a thousand rays in a hundred regions abiding; the god omniscient, the aim of all prayers; the light and fire supreme, the infinite life of all beings."

Bugger, I thought you said 'Veda' ;-)