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Cheers TE
Smells like a job opportunity.

I can just see meself sitting in a little green hut on the top of the pikes. Black hat & pea coat and a badge that says 'custodian'.

"Oi gerroff that scree yer bloody little gets"

The Parky of the Pikes, Englands highest grumpy ould bastard...what a job that would be :-)

>>The Parky of the Pikes

you would also get an official Parky to wear, for when it gets parky. You could even change your name.

Then, you would be Parky with parky when parky, the Parky of the Pikes

Fitz,

I could open a stall next to your hut selling stone axe fridge magnets.

Cheers,
TE.