Ok, OK, I confess.

I have a small bladder which means I need to micturate more frequently than most people. Thankfully 'shame' and 'dignity' are just words to me so I have no problem with peeing in the great outdoors. (You blokes with more convenient plumbing systems than we girlies don't know how lucky you are!)

Here's the confession: Moth has a rapidly expanding photographic record of his wife peeing NEAR ancient monuments. (Not ON them, you understand, I'm not that disrespectful!)

Moth - if anyone asks for proof, don't show 'em.

Tee hee!!!
J
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