Apologies (a) if you already have this and (b) that it's not a poem, it's a song lyric, but it does mention a certain well-known site:
"I fancy I'll open a stationers
Sell quaint notepads to weekend pagans
While you were out at the Rollright Stones
I came and set fire to your shed"
Twenty-Four Hour Garage People - Half Man Half Biscuit (2000)