> I was just glad to see it's not just me that likes putting on a great big strap-on and
> "simulating" sex with beasts.

I've heard about those Southampton lasses!

I'll get my cape...

have you seen Irvine Welsh's "The Acid House"?! ;)

for anyone who has seen it, the following words will conjure up images relevant to this discussion:

"We're just ha'ing oor tea"

for those that haven't seen it, it's only 5 quid in HMV and on play.com at the moment on DVD

Goff, you should get it to prepare yourself for the cultural differences you may find on your Scottish tour.............! ;)

Cheers
Andy S