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he cried, the horse replied,
"you forgot your thaddle, thilly"

Now thats a cool setup. I'd love to get involved in something like that, history should be more interactive and imaginative. What do the neighbours say about a longboat up the drive ?

Longship is moored in the pond with the goldfish and gnomes.

Another chestnut:
After a night of passion, the god told the mortal who he was,
"I'm Thor!" he said boastfully.
"Tho am I" she replied, "but it wath nithe, wath'nt it?"

Better cool the Thor jokes or we'll be censured for being out of period!