Copper1: We’ve had reports of hippies smoking drugs Sarge.
Copper2: Based on what information constable?
Copper1: Apparently there’s a ‘stoned circle’ somewhere around here.
Copper2: Ur, how many ‘O’ levels have you got constable?
Copper1: One. sir.
Copper2: What a coincidence, me too!
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