Hey folks, I've just written a book about the mysterious cultures that haven't existed yet.
It's not due to publish for another 10,000 years, so I figure by the time it does, the title'll be legit.
You won't be able to buy it until then, either, but pre-orders are being accepted!
Just send 200 USD to my PO box on the moon... it'll get there.
Oh yeah... add $20 for shipping.