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Hey folks, I've just written a book about the mysterious cultures that haven't existed yet.

It's not due to publish for another 10,000 years, so I figure by the time it does, the title'll be legit.

You won't be able to buy it until then, either, but pre-orders are being accepted!

Just send 200 USD to my PO box on the moon... it'll get there.

Oh yeah... add $20 for shipping.

OBelinketeneghe Kassutimmerumpi Ubelinaffa ?
Ciappiteluintuku e presentime te soe
E ciu ke atru stanni sittu.

Dollars? Surely we'll be back to a meat/fish/fur/grain economy by then!

Before I commit to buying, I want to know more about the megalithic activities of these cultures. Specifically, I want to know how they will raise the fantastically large trilthons on the surface of Titan, and also, why they will use 5-dimensional cheese slices to create their fractally recursive space henges in the asteroid belt.