"3000's the most i've had, and i'm one of the sanest and healthest 38 years old you could wish to meet"

Hahahahaha! Thats one of the finest lines in comedy history!

"i can guarantee that over a 1000 it doesn't matter, eg a 1000 is the same as 3000"

Ummm, why did you have 3,000 then?

Also, I can hardly visualise 3,000 mushrooms, let alone imagine eating them. What do you do, make them into soup? Doesnt it get a bit unpleasant after the fifth bowl?

Do you have to add lots of salt? (Salt is bad for you).

Sorry if I seem to be taking the Mick, someone eating 3000 mushrooms in one go is so out of my life experience I just have to ask questions.