"one of the best days of my life"

That'll be the positive vibrations resonating from the residual quantum probability matrix altering effects of the timetravelling space hedgehogs. Who regularly beam themselves down from the Pleiedes to perform mysterious cosmic dances, thereby causing the dampening of negative energies from electrical powerlines, which makes your inner eternal spirit capable of communicating with your brainwashed western conscious mind. With a bit of marsh gas reflected from a plank thrown in for good measure.

If you want to avoid any more of this nonsense, you'd better hide in Maes Howe all weekend.

;)

Apologies for the blurble, but I'm in a blurbly mood tonight, it was sunny and I spent the day on the best hill in Northumberland!