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Distribution: Widespread; occasional migrations to overwinter in Africa or other hot climes. Characteristics: A tall, blonde, opinionated bird with feisty temper when provoked. Prone to spells of gloom during winter months. Usually sporting dark plumage, except for golden head, can often spotted with sketchbook and brushes near megalithic sites. Feeding habits: Easily tempted with cheese (any variety) or a nice cup of tea. Unfeasibly fond of curry. Behaviour: Unpredictable, approach cautiously. Responds very favourably to flattery. Abhors: slugs, invisible sky gods, Tories, the Daily Mail, bigots, eggs, the cold, walking and timewasting. Adores: a man called Moth, painting, live music, furry creatures, tea administered frequently, hot places, cheese, writing crap poetry, David Attenborough, Ernest Shackleton, Vincent van Gogh and the English language. Want more?: see her website. Big old rocks I find appealling Their secrets they are not revealing Some are chambers, some are tombs Hidden in valleys and in combes Some are said to act like clocks With shadows cast out from their rocks I like the way they just survive When I visit, I feel alive So I chase my rocks around the maps Round England, Ireland and France, perhaps But there ain't nothin' that I liked so much As to see the Hunebedden, dem is Dutch. My TMA Content:
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