http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-s[...]-east-orkney-shetland-16608068

Let us zoom ahead to the year 2018.
An old toothless pensioner completes his final putt at the Trump Municipal Pitch and Putt course on the re-possessed Menie Estate. He gets to play free on weekdays.
A hooded teenager on work experience picks up some wind-born litter from the long unkempt grass at the edge of the course. There is a future for him for there is no shortage of wind or litter in this area.
2 stray dogs are locked in sexual rigor.
A Polish Medical Student at Aberdeen University pays his fees by picking up dogshit in black plastic bags from the pitch and putt course. He smiles as he works for he has nearly completed his studies and is not in debt.
In the cold wind a snack van sports a fluttering saltire. The owner sells chips and burgers to the grateful putters.
And in the cold grey mist of the North Sea, a group of Windmill Behemoths go Trump, Trump, Trump.....